There's your comic for Monday. Get it while it's hot. And while I'm on the subject, FF7 is very disturbing. I'm serious. I have proof. I do!
- Cloud having to dress up as a girl to get into Don Corneo's Mansion
- Aeris telling Cloud to crossdress as a way to "protect" her
- The people in Wall Market saying how cute he was as a girl
- Three words: Honey Bee Inn
- Getting sexy underwear from one of the bee girls after being sexually assaulted in your sleep by a big burly guy who calls you, "bubby"
- The basement of the Honey Bee Inn, where many burly men bathe you and talk to you (I haven't seen this, but I've heard horror stories)
- Tifa's outfit; also her boobs. Why hasn't she fallen over?
- Cloud's sword, more appropriately, why he hasn't cut his own head off.
- Sephiroth. No, I'm serious. He's disturbing enough without doing anything. Look at his hair!!
Sure, there are more things worth mentioning, but for the sake of time, I'm not gonna say. But, while we're on the subject of disturbing and FF7, check out this disturbing new look for Cloud in Kingdom Hearts. Isn't that scary?
My guess? Cloud's become...wait for it......evil!!!! *evil music and lightning and thunder crash in the backround*
That, or he's been taking fashion tips from Vincent Valentine. Check out the bat-like wings and the clawed hand. Not to mention the color scheme. It just screeeeams Vincent! Then there's a screenshot of Cloud talking to Hades. Okay, that could be just circumstantial evidence, but he's talking to the Greek god of the dead and underworld! Kinda like evilness! Being in Hercules was evil enough in the first place. They could've at least had Cloud talk to a good villain...like...Jafar...or something.
Oh, and I'm going to Disney World in March for the big 1-8. Just thought I should mention. So, for about a week there'll be no comics or updates. Hmm...I really need Adobe Illustrator. I'm having such a hard time doing this without it. I can't assemble comics without it! Help!
Please, if any of you nice people have Illustrator, don't hesitate.
Donate to the Vira's Desperate For Illustrator For Comic Uses Foundation. Or not. I can always try to get it by begging my friend. ;)
What'd you think of the first comic? Yes, one panel. Gimme a break, okay? The next one will be another FF7 themed one, where I'll finally make my post about the FF7/Online thing. No, I will. Seriously. Really. I promise! I will! Anyway, if you want to tell me if it sucks or something better than that, drop me a line.
Oh, and don't go into the Archieves section, there's something wrong with it. Don't ask me. I don't know what it is or how to fix it. *runs to ask the tech guy, Trent*
That's all for this edition. Get ready for more wacky comics on Wednesday. Tuesday'll have a regular entry. *people boo* Shut up! ;)
Quotable Quotes:
"Secret Agent Super Jerk, if you ask me." - Crow T. Robot, MST3K, Secret Agent Super Dragon
~Vira, who wishes she'd dressed like Vincent instead